Noyze Weekly Horoscope : Week of August 15th-19th


Aquarius January 20 – February 18 : You’re a lot less adaptable than usual as the week gets under way. People will probably call you names like “grumpy” and “moody,” but just shake it off. You’re in a joking kind of mood midweek, but someone might not think your practical joke is very funny. Tread lightly around older people who just don’t get your jokes. You like a lot of chatter over the weekend, but your nonsense noises can be a distraction to someone who’s trying to concentrate.


Pisces February 19 – March 20 : A new week brings new beginnings. Take advantage of every opportunity to meet new people. One of them could end up being a lifelong friend. As the week goes on, you’re in the mood to shop till you drop but not worry too much about what the price tag says. Lucky for you, sales and bargains are for other people midweek. Other people are content to focus on the big picture over the weekend, but you automatically zoom in on the fine details.


Aries March 21 – April 19 : Your pride is on the line as the week begins, but if something embarrassing happens, laugh along with everyone else instead of acting like the wounded Lion you’re famous for being. You radiate warmth and confidence toward the middle of the week, and we all know what happens when you’re feeling this way – you can do no wrong! Asking a question might not get you the answer you seek toward the end of the week, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t ask it anyway.


Taurus April 20 – May 20 : You don’t cherish solitude at the beginning of the week. Plan as many get-togethers as possible to avoid feeling blue. Your midweek plans keep you extremely busy. If you keep going at this pace, you’re going to burn out quickly. Slow things down to a more normal speed at the end of the week. Give yourself room to breathe. If a long-term project is creating too many problems, it might be time to scrap it and start over from scratch.


Gemini May 21 – June 20 : You want to connect on an emotional or intellectual level at the beginning of the week, but it’s hard to find someone who is interested in the same things as you. You have a better chance of finding kindred spirits midweek, especially if you sign up for a new club or join a group that offers an activity that interests you. That nagging voice in your head at the end of the week might not be too wrong. Your intuition will guide you to the right path over the weekend.


Cancer June 21 – July 22 : Try not to be so controlling at the beginning of the week. Let things happen around you and observe the results rather than try to create a desired outcome. The middle of the week can be a challenge, especially if you have a boss or parent who isn’t confident about your abilities. Use your talents and prove that you’re up to the task, whatever it might be. A secret gets out at week’s end. Do as much damage control as possible.


Leo July 23 – August 22 : You and your best friend aren’t getting along as the week starts, and it’s getting to you. You need some time alone to sort things out. A lucky reward of some kind brightens the middle of your week, but someone close to you might be jealous of your good fortune. Asking for a raise or special favor might be futile at the end of the week, but if the answer is no, you can always ask again at a later date.


Virgo August 23 – September 22 : Don’t reject an idea at the beginning of the week just because you don’t understand it. Do some research and ask more questions before you say no. Your suspicion could be raised about someone or something toward the middle of the week. It’s always a good idea to ask for someone’s ID if you’re unsure. You achieve a lot at the end of the week. Ask for help if you stumble over the weekend.


Libra September 23 – October 22 : As the week starts, don’t dwell on things you can’t change. Work on your own issues and let everyone else do their own thing. Interruptions during the middle of the week drive you crazy, so try to find a place where you can be alone. Your privacy is important to you at the end of the week, so be sure your phone and e-mail are securely password protected. A family member, especially a younger brother or sister, has prying eyes.scorpio-36396_1280

Scorpio October 23 – November 21 :Romance is in the air as the week starts out. Tell your best friend who your secret crush is, but be sure to tell your friend not to blab it to anyone else! You have a good thing going on toward the middle of the week, but don’t brag about it too much. Your friends are happy for you but a little jealous at the same time. You love to help others over the weekend. Put your priorities in order.


Sagittarius November 22 – December 21 :You’re really tempted to react in a less than nice way when someone gets on your case at the beginning of the week, but that won’t do you any good. Your bold personality shines through in the middle of the week, so save your argument for days when you feel brave and confident. You get extremely frustrated with someone who wants to do things their way at the end of the week, especially since your plan is clearly so much better.


Capricorn December 22 – January 19 :If you want something to happen at the beginning of the week, you have to let your feelings be known. No one can read your mind! Tolerance isn’t your best character trait as the week progresses, and you may find it easier to be on your own than be around people who don’t share your outlook on life. Emotions run high at the end of the week, especially when a so-called friend points out one too many of your flaws in front of someone you’re trying to impress.

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